Penis Size Ruler – Funny Novelty Measuring Gauge | Bachelor Party & Gag Gift
Wondering where the measurement lands? This hilarious Penis Size Ruler is the perfect novelty gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette celebrations, bridal showers, couples' game nights, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
Featuring a clearly engraved measurement scale and humorous size categories, this acrylic novelty ruler transforms a simple measurement into a memorable conversation piece. Whether it's being passed around at a party, gifted as a prank, or displayed as a funny keepsake, it's guaranteed to get reactions.
Why You'll Love It
• Funny and unique novelty gift
• Great icebreaker and conversation starter
• Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties
• Ideal for bridal showers, gag gifts, and gift exchanges
• Durable engraved acrylic construction
• Easy-to-read measurement markings
• Handmade with attention to detail
Features
• Measures from 0" to 9" inches
• Includes humorous size classifications
• Features Micropenis and Macropenis reference definitions
• Imperial measurements standard
• Metric version available upon request
• Precision engraved for long-lasting readability
Material & Dimensions
Material: Clear Acrylic
Approximate Size:
• Height: 10" (28 cm)
• Width: 7" (17.8 cm) at widest point
• Thickness: 1/4"
Great For
• Bachelor Party Gifts
• Bachelorette Party Favors
• Bridal Shower Games
• White Elephant Exchanges
• Funny Gifts for Him
• Couples' Gifts
• Adult-Themed Celebrations
• Novelty Collections
Crafted from durable acrylic and engraved for a professional finish, this novelty ruler is designed to provide laughs, spark conversations, and become the highlight of any adult-themed gathering.
Discreet Shipping
Your order is packaged carefully and shipped discreetly for privacy and peace of mind.
Please Note: This item is intended as a novelty product for entertainment purposes only.
