Penis Size Ruler – Funny Bachelor Party & Gag Gift

See Where You Measure Up

Bring laughter, friendly competition, and unforgettable reactions to your next party with this humorous Penis Size Ruler. Designed as a novelty measuring gauge, this handcrafted ruler features engraved measurement markings and entertaining size categories that turn an ordinary measurement into a hilarious conversation starter.

Whether you're shopping for a bachelor party, bachelorette celebration, bridal shower, white elephant exchange, or a unique gag gift, this novelty ruler is guaranteed to get attention.

Features

• Funny novelty measuring gauge

• Easy-to-read measurement markings

• Humorous size classifications

• Great conversation starter

• Handmade craftsmanship

• Lightweight and durable construction

• Perfect party prop and gag gift

• Available in imperial measurements

• Metric version available upon request

Dimensions

Approximate Size:

• Height: 11" (28 cm)

• Width: 7" (17.8 cm)

• Thickness: 1/8" (3 mm)

Material:

• Baltic Birch Wood

• Precision engraved markings

Perfect For

• Bachelor Parties

• Bachelorette Parties

• Bridal Showers

• White Elephant Gifts

• Gag Gifts

• Funny Gifts for Him

• Couples Parties

• Adult Game Nights

• Wedding Gifts

• Novelty Collectors

Why You'll Love It

This novelty ruler combines humor and craftsmanship in a memorable gift that people won't forget. Whether used as a party game, displayed as a conversation piece, or given as a prank gift, it's designed to bring laughs and create lasting memories.

The engraved design provides long-lasting readability while the lightweight wooden construction makes it easy to display and store.

Discreet Shipping

• Plain packaging

• Carefully packed

• Privacy-focused shipping

• No identifying product information on the exterior

Custom Options Available

Interested in metric measurements, custom wording, or personalized engraving?

Send us a message to discuss available options.

Disclaimer

This item is intended as a novelty gift and collectible item for entertainment purposes.