{"product_id":"penis-size-ruler","title":"Penis Size Ruler | Funny Gag Gift for Him | Bachelor Party Gift | Adult Novelty Measuring Gauge | Acrylic Engraved Ruler | Couples Joke Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePenis Size Ruler – Funny Novelty Measuring Gauge | Bachelor Party \u0026amp; Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWondering where the measurement lands? This hilarious Penis Size Ruler is the perfect novelty gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette celebrations, bridal showers, couples' game nights, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a clearly engraved measurement scale and humorous size categories, this acrylic novelty ruler transforms a simple measurement into a memorable conversation piece. Whether it's being passed around at a party, gifted as a prank, or displayed as a funny keepsake, it's guaranteed to get reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny and unique novelty gift\u003cbr\u003e• Great icebreaker and conversation starter\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties\u003cbr\u003e• Ideal for bridal showers, gag gifts, and gift exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Durable engraved acrylic construction\u003cbr\u003e• Easy-to-read measurement markings\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade with attention to detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Measures from 0\" to 9\" inches\u003cbr\u003e• Includes humorous size classifications\u003cbr\u003e• Features Micropenis and Macropenis reference definitions\u003cbr\u003e• Imperial measurements standard\u003cbr\u003e• Metric version available upon request\u003cbr\u003e• Precision engraved for long-lasting readability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clear Acrylic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Height: 10\" (28 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Width: 7\" (17.8 cm) at widest point\u003cbr\u003e• Thickness: 1\/4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Bachelor Party Gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Bachelorette Party Favors\u003cbr\u003e• Bridal Shower Games\u003cbr\u003e• White Elephant Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Funny Gifts for Him\u003cbr\u003e• Couples' Gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Adult-Themed Celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Novelty Collections\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable acrylic and engraved for a professional finish, this novelty ruler is designed to provide laughs, spark conversations, and become the highlight of any adult-themed gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDiscreet Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour order is packaged carefully and shipped discreetly for privacy and peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This item is intended as a novelty product for entertainment purposes only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twilight Showcase","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47320540020898,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/7927\/2098\/files\/ChatGPTImageJun10_2026_10_00_09AM.png?v=1781103644","url":"https:\/\/bdsmshowcase.com\/products\/penis-size-ruler","provider":"Twilight Showcase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}